If you've come to this place, congratulations! You have an attention span longer than five seconds! Yay! *tosses confetti into air* Wheeee! Alright, that's enough. You now have to make a choice. You must choose where you want to go. Here are your options:
Well, there are your choices. The scorpion or the grasshopper? Remember, the grasshopper hops jolly high! (If you don't know what I'm quoting from, don't worry about it, not many people do.)